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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A...

Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies...

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.