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Cowboy jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

 

Cowboy jokes

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

 

Cowboy jokes

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

 

Cowboy jokes

What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

 

Cowboy jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

 

Criminal jokes

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any...

 

Criminal jokes

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous...

 

Criminal jokes

It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with his...

 

Criminal jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that...

 

Criminal jokes

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are...