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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

 

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When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories...

 

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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

 

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and...

 

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The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what...

 

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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

 

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"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash...

 

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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl....

 

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her...

 

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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.