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Criminal jokes

What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.

Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.

When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.