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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !

t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early,"...

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him,...

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I...

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).