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Criminal jokes

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!

Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner...

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he...

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.