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Dance jokes

What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.