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Dead and dying jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
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Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly,...
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Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
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