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Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

 

Dead and dying jokes

Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

 

Dead and dying jokes

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child,"...

 

Dead and dying jokes

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had...

 

Dead and dying jokes

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and...

 

Dead and dying jokes

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes...

 

Dead and dying jokes

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over...

 

Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

 

Dead and dying jokes

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a...

 

Dead and dying jokes

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad...