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Dead and dying jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child,"...
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There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had...
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and...
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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes...
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A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over...
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
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A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a...
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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad...
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