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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the...

 

Dentist jokes

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

 

Dentist jokes

Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.

 

Dentist jokes

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20,...

 

Dentist jokes

Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

 

Dentist jokes

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

 

Dentist jokes

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

 

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

 

Dentist jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.

 

Dentist jokes

I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.