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Dead and dying jokes
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like...
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Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card....
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Dead and dying jokes
Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
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A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man...
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Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.
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Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that...
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Dentist jokes
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that...
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Dentist jokes
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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