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Dead and dying jokes

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like...

 

Dead and dying jokes

Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card....

 

Dead and dying jokes

Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."

 

Dead and dying jokes

A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man...

 

Dead and dying jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.

 

Dentist jokes

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that...

 

Dentist jokes

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

 

Dentist jokes

"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that...

 

Dentist jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

 

Dentist jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!