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Dentist jokes

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.

 

Dentist jokes

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

 

Dentist jokes

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

 

Dentist jokes

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

 

Dentist jokes

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said,...

 

Dentist jokes

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming...

 

Dentist jokes

At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).

 

Dentist jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "

 

Dentist jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

 

Dentist jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.