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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the...
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I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.
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What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.
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What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
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