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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

 

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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The...

 

Dance jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

 

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

 

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What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

 

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.

 

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

 

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These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They...

 

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Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"

 

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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward,...