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Criminal jokes

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.

Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !