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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers...
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'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'
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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.
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