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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

 

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

 

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

 

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till?...

 

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!

 

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the...

 

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover...

 

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must...

 

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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

 

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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.