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Idiot and fool jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

 

Idiot and fool jokes

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all...