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Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !