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Idiot and fool jokes

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

 

Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

 

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

 

Insect jokes

What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

 

Insect jokes

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

 

Insect jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

 

Idiot and fool jokes

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

 

Idiot and fool jokes

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill,...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred...