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Insect jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !

How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !

Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !

Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !

What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !