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Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !

Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !

Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !

What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !