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Insect jokes

What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !

What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !