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Insect jokes

What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !

Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !