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Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !

What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !