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Insect jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !

What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !