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Insect jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !

What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !