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Insect jokes

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !

Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!