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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther...
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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you...
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