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Internet jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click