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Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's...

 

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Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that...

 

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

 

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Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.

 

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.

 

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Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

 

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You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

 

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You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

 

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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires...

 

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Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.