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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.

Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.