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Internet jokes

What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!

How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.