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What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

 

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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

 

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

 

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

 

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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

 

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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down...

 

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How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

 

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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

 

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Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

 

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.