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Insect jokes

What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !

What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the fly fly ?

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !

How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !