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Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !