Animal World
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from...
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in...
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Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up...
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help...
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With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck, after searching for months, found the perfect...
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Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "Ok, old...
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A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused...
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Almost no diffenrence
"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is...
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You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.
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The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbour said, "Who doyou think...
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