Blonds

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

 

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.

 

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables.

 

Why do blondes use so much shampoo?

Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

 

How do you keep a blond(e) busy?

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or...

 

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

 

A blonde goes for a job interview...

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde...

 

Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

 

Why are blonde jokes so short?

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

 

What is a blonde mating call?

What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk.