Blonds

How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?

Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

 

Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?

Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate

 

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!

 

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunching the buttons only to have happen what you'dexpect....

 

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

 

A blond walks into a bar...

A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!

 

There are three 3rd Grade girls...

There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A. The blonde -- she is 18 years old!

 

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia

 

Judi was bored with driving her BMW...

Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more...