Medicine

Good news

Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news....

 

A man went to the doctor to get a physical...

A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.The man...

 

Just in case

"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked."For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I...

 

No symptoms

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me...

 

No problem

A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"The guy says,...

 

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't account for theenormous bump on the back of his head."Oh,...

 

A psychology student at a local university...

A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked...

 

A folk remedy

A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving...

 

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right...

 

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the...