Men
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
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What's the best way to kill a man?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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There was a young man from Kent...
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen
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Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great...
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy...
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
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Why don't men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"
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What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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When should you care for a man's company?
When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
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