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Blonde and Hairdresser

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...

 

Now thats lazy!

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

 

Little Carrie likes to screw

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers...

 

Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

 

The 3 holes

A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and...

 

Cold Hands

Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...

 

How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time

How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize,...

 

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a...

 

The Most Important Discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting,...

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...