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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions....
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a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where...
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
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Little Carrie likes to screw
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers...
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About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
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History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully,and you will learn a...
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Cold Hands
Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's...
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How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize,...
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