Women
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes!...
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What is the difference between women and men?
What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the...
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What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
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Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.
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ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban...
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Her father was very angry when he heard that his...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. "For gods...
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Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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