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25 signs you've had too much to drink

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Why do women have legs?

why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??

 

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.

 

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and...

 

Blonde and Hairdresser

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...

 

Two Nuns

There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are...

 

Where do frogs keep their money?

|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

 

me drunk?

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...

 

Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

 

LOFT

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What...