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What's black and white and comes in little cans?
What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...
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Two Nuns
There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are...
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Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...
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LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What...
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Little Carrie likes to screw
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers...
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Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't...
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
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bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes."The...
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