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Parrrot boy & daddy

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all...

 

What's black and white and comes in little cans?

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

 

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

 

Why did the nurse go to art school?

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

 

Blonde and Hairdresser

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes...

 

Two Nuns

There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are...

 

Foot Tall

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The...

 

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over...

 

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....

 

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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...