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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

 

82 year old man

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being...

 

What's a real mate?

Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

 

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

 

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."...

 

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...

 

what would happen if your dog's...

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm...

 

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic...

 

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand...

 

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!